never had a pinned tumblr post before. what has this world evolved into. smh. they’re selling shoelaces. official tumblr shoelaces.

-I have had this page for many, many years. how many?? only tumblr knows at this point, I sure don’t.

-if we’ve interacted in fandom before, I probably went by C or cubed. 🖤

-this blog is where I reblog random shit and political posts. it was a fandom tumblr once upon a time, but I now do all of my fandom-ing on @smolbluebirb

-my bio has a list for navigating my other Tumblr pages and major accounts on other sites. I’ve got an exhaustive list for everything from Pinterest to Wattpad in my Ao3 bio.

-fandoms I’ve written for include Disney (Big Four), Marvel (Loki/Avengers), Harry Potter (Drarry/Tomarry), Star Wars (Kylux/Bentai), the Arcana, the Mummy, and Disney’s Descendants.

-yes, I have a fic with over 1000 kudos. it is a Harry Potter a/b/o I wrote on a dare and I will forever be bitter that THAT is my greatest claim to fame, of all things. smh.

-while an active member of the Drarry Discird circa 2018, I did some fan art that helped spark the monthly drabble challenge, for which I will always be proud. I’ve also recorded and posted a few parodies for friends.

-on Wattpad circa 2015 I started a club/writing round robin for RotG and while I have no idea where any of my homies from “the Protectors” ended up, y'all unknowingly talked me out of suicide, and I will always remember y'all for that. 🖤

hmu if you want weird stories or pictures of rocks

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because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you’re just supposed to … know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you’d been doing the right thing. she’d asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.

you aren’t supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don’t, but then you’re too serious. you’re not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you’re too quiet. you aren’t supposed to get passionate about things, but then you’re shy, boring. you aren’t supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you’re not good at replying.

you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is “selfish” and what is “charity,” you give yourself over, fully. you’d rather be empty and over-generous - you’d rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you’re mean. since you don’t know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what’s happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.

don’t fuck up. they’re all testing you, always. they’re tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn’t get to attend - everyone else just… figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you’ve been playing catch-up. you’ve been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they’re telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you’ve totally read it.

if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.

you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you’re doing, and you automatically say i’m good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:

how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you’re piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is… just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you’re cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it’s working!

aren’t you happy yet?

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my friend asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend because her parents are homophobic af but they ended up hating me so much that they were glad when she said she was gay task failed successfully

okay so

• be a goth. conservative christian parents don’t approve of goth men. show up to their house wearing all kinds of satanic symbols if you can
• know more about religion than the parents. they’ll try to introduce you to christianity because you don’t exactly look like a christian but your dad’s an ex priest and has a phd in theology so *cracks knuckles* you’ll correct them on every little mistake they make
• call your fake girlfriend every annoying petname under the sun. i’m talking about babu, shmoopie, snuffleupagus. when you run out of annoying english terms of endearment call her shit like “my liver” or “my little cabbage” (actual greek terms of endearments but the parents won’t know this they’ll just think you’re annoying :3)
• to continue this, talk to your fake girlfriend in the most high pitched annoying voice possible but talk in your regular voice to everyone else
• stare at her older brother’s ass for just a little too long
• have an annoying laugh. think of sybil fawlty but a stereotypical villain playing a church organ in his castle
• let them quote bible verses to you. then ask “so when were those two destroyed for sodomy?”. it’s very funny to do this when judas kisses jesus, and it’s even funnier when you’ve just corrected them over a minor mistake in church history
• ask WHY abraham was begging for sodom. it doesn’t make sense to you why a good christian man would go and beg for tha-
• be over possessive of your fake gf (dont really do this, it’s just an act)
• go and fuck her brother in an alleyway. the parents won’t know about this so it’s an optional step
• use words no one knows the meaning of. do this without realising because you always talk like that
• just be yourself! that’s enough on its own to make them despise you tbh

yes

i kissed him on the lips infront of his parents and claimed it was the usual greek greeting between men is that enough for you

Are you…. Are you secretly dating her brother OP?

yes

I wonder why

Show up again to admit to dating the brother, but dress like a typical suburbanite and act like you’ve never met the parents before. Absolute power move.

asdgfgsjfh im totally doing this

want an update?

ofc you do

but i’m too tired to write all of what happened down right now so instead try to imagine the most awkward situation you’ve ever been in.

now multiply the awkwardness by 100

first of all i’m just gonna show the difference in what i was wearing

an example of what i would wear as my friend’s fake bf:

and as my boyfriend’s actual bf:

when my bf and i showed up his dad did such a double take

sooo yeah my bf told his parents he’s gay, they looked surprised but told him it was fine… then they shared a look of pure horror (seriously, it was like they had just found out they’re in the matrix) and said

“and uh. why is…he here?”

i went and introduced myself like we had never met before and said i was their son’s boyfriend

:3

i’ve never seen two people look more angry before but they weren’t gonna say anything because they had other family members over

the family members who had never met me before and therefore knew nothing about the fake relationship thing started asking me what faith i am. i said i was raised protestant, though i’m not very religious now, but that’s something i want to change. i had never mentioned anything about being a protestant before and i had said several times that my family was greek orthodox but gaslight gatekeep girlboss

aaaand then the awkwardness began. those were probably the most awkward minutes of my life (we didn’t stay for long because i thought the dad was gonna hit me [he probably was. i saw him clenching his fists several times]) and i don’t think anyone has ever looked at me with such murderous intent as my bf’s parents

update two electric boogaloo ig

i have a girlfriend now🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

The post that keeps on giving

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2000 was almost 14 years ago
2000 was almost 14 years ago
2000 was almost 14 years ago

hey op guess what

oh nevermind you’re died

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every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

well

do not question

What the heck why not

Give me the DOOT DOOT

PLEASE DOOT DOOT ME

There’s no way this is actually going to work but here I am 

I WANT THE DOOT DOOT

HOW THE HECK DID I GET THE DOOT DOOT

Holy fuck 

Tried this forgetting i dont have an ask box lol im stupid

im sorry i have to know

As they say, curiosity killed the cat

Curiosity over powered me today.

same ^^^^^^^

Wait is this real or am I being made a fool of by reblogging this?

If it’s fake then we both got tricked. I can’t belive I got forgotten by even the doot doot post

Nope it’s real. Just found this in my inbox. God f**king damn it

Give it to me bitches

Excuse me? Still waiting 😅

I GOT IT!!

is it fr?

…

I doubt it

IT WORKS?!

;-;

hey i’d like a doot doot please :D

I want a doot doot now.. °^°

I’m a simple woman. I see doot doot and I am happy.

Doot doot fuels my soul

I wanna test this out

What sorcery is this there are so many reblogs and notes how much time do y'all have tf 😭🧐

send doot 😩✋

:O

The ongoing doot doot thread-

GIVE ME THE DOOT

Gimme

Gib doot

doot doot

give me the doot doot you cowards

SURRENDER THE DOOT

GIVE IT TO ME

Yes give me the doot

I want a doot doot😁

This is an older post and I’m skeptical but I wanna doot doot

This is an older

post and I’m skeptical but

I wanna doot doot

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

i found this through the fucking haiku bot but there’s no way this is still real right??

gimme a fucken doot doot

i’ll give it a try. theres no way it works, right? RIGHT?

i think my favorite thing about this post is going through it and seeing everyone have everything from existential crosiers to thinking it’s a hoax and then coming back like some amazing run on conversation!! I will be contributing to this and happily waiting for my doot doot!! This is my favorite post now

Ladies and gentlemen

✨It came✨

Hand it over

is the curse still active?

@lordfreg only one way to find out…

hmm still working?

pretty sure if you code it right you can set it up to send an ask to anyone who reblogs it but as Tumblr tweaks things over time that line of code won’t work for all blogs. I’m guessing that’s why it seems to have worked so reliably the past but is very hit or miss nowadays.

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queer is a brick that sometimes you throw and sometimes you use to build something new. queer is a teenage boy crying on the curb, tossed out of his family the same way they toss out rotten food, and queer is the new family he forges with a fierceness he didn’t know he had. queer is a girl in love with her best friend and a guy who finally learned the perfect technique for glitter eyeliner and a someone who is standing under a blue clear sky for the first time after decades in cloaked darkness. queer is trying out one name and then another until you feel like yourself. queer is criminal and queer is a sickness. queer is a riot. queer is a quilt so we never forget. queer is meeting eyes with a stranger and seeing them the same way they are seeing you. queer is a jacket that says just drop my body on the steps of the f.d.a. queer is a flag, a pin, a sticker. queer is to be hated and to choose love anyway. queer is accusation and queer is exaltation. queer is the sigh of relief to finally be free. queer is a raunchy joke and a quiet confession and a beloved embrace. queer is to wander without a destination, just looking to see what can be found. queer is resistance. queer is joy. queer is a rainbow, not stripes but colors blending into each other so we’re all the same, even when we’re different. and yeah, maybe queer is a slur, but it’s also a home with a mat on on the front porch that says, you are welcome here.

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this picrew was just so cute so I’m starting a picrew chain :) (it has the best outfits I’m not even joking)

https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2073318

no pressure tags (i don’t know enough people for this so sorry if we never talk and I randomly tagged you lmao) @rissslays @qwerty-keysmash @tulips-best @medicine-and-molly @octoberconstellation @loveution @dianneorshirbert @august-taylors-version @everycornerofthishouseishaunted @yarkayaslava @ikinregulusblack @ghwoust @nessasluhvs @waitingforthesunrise + anyone else who wants to join :) <3

jumping on it because it is so cute omg

tagging -

@hell-lit011019 @dil-sambhal-ja-zara @morally-gayy @/anyone else im not remembering rn who likes picrew.

@stranger-the-better @vellhighbandi @skyland2703 @heavenhelpfoolswhofallinlove-de

Thanks for the tag @hell-lit011019 !!!!

It didn’t have the right hairstyle or the smile but hey! Close enough! (the outfits really wERE dope)

TAgging: @fans-of-the-damned @eugenephosgene @naraozu @augment-techs @ineedsomesleeptoday and anyone who wanna join!!

@ u if you want to <3